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You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members know how to play it.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale".
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
Baptism is referred to as "branding".
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
You Might Be In A Redneck Church If...
People think the "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
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